HIGHLIGHTS:
 - IT'S A "TIME CRISIS!!!": We go back and forward through time with helter-skelter discussions of "Bad DOS Timestamps" throughout the entire show!
 - Bec calls-in despite a cable outage, and discusses amusing ways to deal with lousy neighbours!
 - Steve calls in and we discuss "synthetic" ways to adjust the familial relationships of Derek, his family members, and other TBRN Staff Members!
 - We find out that Derek sounds more like a Yiddish Grandfather when he makes an attempt at imitating Rodney Dangerfield!
 - POTENTIAL INCRIMINATION: We hear SEVERAL recorded examples of "True" Southern Accents, graciously (and involuntarilly) provided by various and sundry members of Derek's family!
 - "OLD TIMES" RADIO: Derek re-plays his "3-D 15 Minute Morning Show" bit...A TBRN Classic...A MUST-HEAR FOR ALL SERIOUS TBRN LISTENERS!
 - We find out why LISTENER INTERACTION IS A "GOOD THING", when Derek solo's over a Motif music bed, assisted by his friendly neighbourhood Vocoder for over 5 minutes on-end.
 - A BIG SURPRISE IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES: Listen through, and ENJOY!

THIS SHOW'S WEATHER:
 - NOTE: Exact weather conditions were not given during this show...They have been gleaned from the Old Farmer's Almanc Site (Direct TinyURL Link Below)
 - Sky Conditions: Fair (No Precipitation Recorded By OFA)
 - Air Conditions: 76 Deg. (F), 24 Deg. (C).
 - Metric Temperature Conversion Brought To You By "The Online Conversion Calculator" At:
   http://tinyurl.com/5n4t
 - ALSO, You Can View This Show's Weather FREE On The "Old Farmer's Almanac" Web Page At (Direct Link):
   NOTE: Weather history information is NOT available UNTIL one week after this show has aired!
   http://tinyurl.com/2ng399

TAPE(S) OF THE WEEK:
 - "DarkWing Duck"
   A user-submitted request by our friend and listener; Bryan!

USEFUL LINKS:
 - The Original Old-Time Radio WWW Pages (Direct TinyURL Link)
   http://tinyurl.com/3n3ga
 - The Origins Of "Time Crisis" (WikiPedia.Org Article)
   http://tinyurl.com/2k42r7

RELATED READING AND RESEARCH:
 - How Cable Modems Work (HowStuffWorks.Com Article)
   http://tinyurl.com/ddp5
   Relates To: Bec's "No-Cable Call-In"
 - An Introduction To MiniDiscs (HowStuffWorks.Com Article)
   http://tinyurl.com/3yz4kg
   Relates To: The "POTENTIAL INCRIMINATION" Bit Featured On This Week's Show
 - How The FCC Polices Obscenity (HowStuffWorks.Com Article)
   http://tinyurl.com/2ol8bs
   Relates To: The "POTENTIAL INCRIMINATION" Bit Featured On This Week's Show

"MYSTERY" LINKS (READ *AFTER* YOU LISTEN):
 - WARNING: Some of these links MAY *NOT* be "work-safe," however they have been personally checked by this week's show notes provider to ensure they will NOT attempt to install any type of spyware/viruses/etc on your computer.
 - http://tinyurl.com/jgqxa
 - http://tinyurl.com/38tjob
 - http://tinyurl.com/2u4keo
 - http://tinyurl.com/k93qr
 - http://tinyurl.com/3bvbmg

Show Notes This Week Provided By:
David Quinn "DragonFyre" Ebert
On The Web: http://www.quinnebert.net/

WDGLFM08-30-2008.ogg

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WDGLFM08-25-2007.ogg

HIGHLIGHTS:
 - A late, and very-broken start to this show was brought to you courtesy of NetGear Corporation (www.netgear.com)!
 - Fixing of the show's broken start was made possible in part by our friend Kelley!
 - We find out that Quinn's 1-866 forwarding system's default menu prompts REALLY suck...Yay for Oxford University's Festival Speech Synthesis System!
 - Steve (from Blart Radio) points out that Yahoo Messenger Users *CAN* contact us LIVE by adding our MSN User ID (live@tbrn.net) to their YIM buddy lists!
 - Steve's *AMAZINGLY* FUNNY "Difficult Phrases" Voice Post: Steve gives us a "Before & After" of him speaking random (and sometimes even non-existent) phrases Before & After his recent Wisdom-Teeth Extraction!  (See The "USEFUL LINKS" Section For A Direct-Listen Link for WinAmp & VLC Media Player Users)!
 - HILARIOUS Audio Clips from Christopher Fafalios' "Sheep Interviews," as "Featured" recently on Blind Cool Tech (See The "USEFUL LINKS" section for YouTube links to two samples of this insanely funny and demented BTV video series)!
 - Derek posts pictures of his recent "TRUE Water Sliding" Expedition (See the "USEFUL LINKS" section for a direct-download link for the ZIP-format pictures pack)!

THIS SHOW'S WEATHER:
 - Sky Conditions: Looming Thunderstorms
 - Air Conditions: 96 Deg. (F), 36 Deg. (C).
 - Metric Temperature Conversion Brought To You By "The Online Conversion Calculator" At:
   http://tinyurl.com/5n4t
 - ALSO, You Can View This Show's Weather FREE On The "Old Farmer's Almanac" Web Page At (Direct Link):
   NOTE: Weather history information is NOT available UNTIL one week after this show has aired!
   http://tinyurl.com/3det7c

TAPE(S) OF THE WEEK:
 - NONE (Sorry All!)

USEFUL LINKS:
 - Pictures from Derek's "True Water Sliding" Expedition (ZIP-Format Archive):
   http://tinyurl.com/33k3hw
   Relates To: Well, You Know, Don't You? ;) (See "SHOW HIGHLIGHTS" if you REALLY don't know what this is!)
 - Steve's "Difficult Phrases" Voice Post (OGG Format Audio File):
   http://tinyurl.com/3ch7ep
   Relates To: Well, You Know, Don't You? ;) (See "SHOW HIGHLIGHTS" if you REALLY don't know what this is!)
 - Chris Fafalios' Sheep Interviews (YouTube.Com):
   http://tinyurl.com/3368z8
   http://tinyurl.com/3956wn
   Relates To: Well, You Know, Don't You? ;) (See "SHOW HIGHLIGHTS" if you REALLY don't know what this is!)
 - Our Friend Darren Duff's Music & Podcasts (Archive.Org Search):
   http://tinyurl.com/2uoh23
   Relates To: Darren's Track Featured On This Week's Show!
 - Blind Cool Tech Podcast (Official Web Page):
   http://tinyurl.com/2nm6pw
   Relates To: The "Sheep Interviews" Audio Clip Featured On This Week's Show!

RELATED READING AND RESEARCH:
 - "Why NetGear Sucks" (Google.Com Search):
   http://tinyurl.com/2qhucn
   Relates To: This Show's Broken Beginnings
 - "The Dialectizer" (Funny Online Translator @ RinkWorks.Com):
   http://tinyurl.com/hxm4
   Relates To: Kelley's Grammatical Quirks
 - "Gizoogle.Com" (Online "Ebonics" Web Page Translator Powered By Google.Com):
   http://tinyurl.com/58use
   Relates To: Kelley's Grammatical Quirks
 - Steve-Audio.Net: The Online Home Of Steve from Blart Radio, and Steve's Talking Clock:
   http://tinyurl.com/3y6vbq
   Relates To: Steve's Tip for Yahoo Messenger Users (See SHOW HIGHLIGHTS for details...VERY Cool)!
 - Quinn's Google MIDI File Search Utility (Just For Jesse!):
   http://tinyurl.com/36ydbc
   Relates To: Jesse's "MIDI File Archive" URL Request. ;)
 - The World's Biggest MIDI-File Archive (Google.Com):
   http://tinyurl.com/161
   Relates To: Jesse's "MIDI File Archive" URL Request. ;)
 - GSPlayer (PocketPC Media Player):
   http://tinyurl.com/3vycp
   Relates To: Jesse's "PocketPC Media Player" Request. ;)
 - "31 Masturbation Mistakes" (Site image content *IS* work-safe - but text content is NOT work-recommended):
   http://tinyurl.com/7zxfw
   Relates To: Derek's Comments On "Masturbation Mistakes" Web Site

Show Notes This Week Provided By:
David Quinn "DragonFyre" Ebert
On The Web: http://www.quinnebert.net/

WDGLFM08-23-2008.ogg

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WDGLFM08-23-2007.ogg

HIGHLIGHTS:
 - A RANDOM SHOW!!!  This is why you must ALWAYS stay CONSTANTLY tuned into TBRN.NET!!!
 - MYSTERY LINKS AVAILABLE FOR THIS SHOW...After you've heard the WHOLE show, go down to the "MYSTERY LINKS" section, and "link" yourself into a painfully-funny (or perhaps just painfully-awkward) good time!
 - Call-In issues on this show made possible courtesy of AirOne Communications, LLC
   On The Web At: http://tinyurl.com/2o4spr
 - A funny ad-hoc bit featuring Borris (of Things'n'Stuff) and Bec (of Bec In A Box) results in much incrimination and uncomfortable moments for all involved...IT'S MUST-HEAR RADIO!!!
 - We find out why WDGLFM usually does NOT feature multiple tracks in a row!
 - On the edge of "Ending It All"...Derek brings us a first-time WDGLFM event when he checks his e-mail LIVE ON THE AIR!!!
 - WE NEED MORE RANDOM SHOWS!!!  If you think you've got what it takes to make a "passable" radio show, please contact us for how to send in your show demos at:
   http://tinyurl.com/yt9jvl

THIS SHOW'S WEATHER:
 - NOTE: Weather conditions were NOT given during the show...they have been gleaned from the "Old Farmer's Almanac" Web Site (See Below For URL).
 - Sky Conditions: Lingering T-Storms
 - Air Conditions: 82 Deg. (F), 28 Deg. (C).
 - Metric Temperature Conversion Brought To You By "The Online Conversion Calculator" At:
   http://tinyurl.com/5n4t
 - ALSO, You Can View This Show's Weather FREE On The "Old Farmer's Almanac" Web Page At (Direct Link):
   NOTE: Weather history information is NOT available UNTIL one week after this show has aired!
   http://tinyurl.com/2w3342

TAPE(S) OF THE WEEK:
 - None (due to being a RANDOM show)

THIS SHOW'S TRACKS (POWERED BY AMAZON.COM MUSIC INFORMATION):
 - NOTE: Some tracks could NOT be identified for inclusion in this listing...If you see one missing, please, don't hesitate to contact me via my web site (URL at the bottom of these show notes.)
 - Amy Grant - "Big Yellow Taxi"
   On "Big Yellow Taxi" (CD Single)
   URL: http://tinyurl.com/33u4br
 - Spyro Gyro - "Bob Goes To The Store"
   On "The Best of Spyro Gyro: The First Ten Years"
   URL: http://tinyurl.com/2qwzhf
 - Destiny's Child - "Jumpin' Jumpin'"
   On "#1's"
   URL: http://tinyurl.com/28znqy

USEFUL LINKS:
 - http://www.tinyurl.com/ -- TinyURL.com: Shorten That Link!
   Purpose Is: To create "short" direct-links to any Internet resource for sending through IM or e-mail
   Relates To: Involuntary Sponsor of the *ALL NEW* "Mystery Links" Section. ;)
 - http://tinyurl.com/9br87 -- GraceNote CD Data Base Search Page
   Purpose Is: To get information for "This Show's Tracks"
   Relates To: Involuntary PREMIERE Sponsor of the *ALL NEW* "This Show's Tracks" Section. ;)
 - http://www.amazon.com/ -- Amazon.com: Your monolithic internet shopping site!
   Purpose Is: To get information on Tracks (and most anything else).
   Relates To: Involuntary Sponsor of the *ALL NEW* "This Show's Tracks" Section. ;)

RELATED READING AND RESEARCH:
 - RinkWorks.Com: Constructive Internet Amusement
   http://tinyurl.com/otll
   Relates To: Derek's "Threat" to listen to a certain bed for 18 straight years!
 - TopSpeed 2: A Great, FREE Accessible Competitive Racing Game!
   http://tinyurl.com/32x74u
   Relates To: Derek's "Threat" to listen to a certain bed for 18 straight years!
 - Food: One reason to NOT listen to the same music bed for 18 years! (WikiPedia.Org Article):
   http://tinyurl.com/7k2sz
   Relates To: Derek's "Threat" to listen to a certain bed for 18 straight years!

"MYSTERY" LINKS (READ *AFTER* YOU LISTEN):
 - WARNING: Some of these links MAY *NOT* be "work-safe," however they have been personally checked by this week's show notes provider to ensure they will NOT attempt to install any type of spyware/viruses/etc on your computer.
 - http://tinyurl.com/2qjl73
 - http://tinyurl.com/2sdc3k
 - http://tinyurl.com/elwkx
 - http://tinyurl.com/4g2op
 - http://tinyurl.com/jp6mv
 - http://tinyurl.com/349ywt
 - http://tinyurl.com/3yo5nm
 - http://tinyurl.com/37ex8e

Show Notes This Week Provided By:
David Quinn "DragonFyre" Ebert
On The Web: http://www.quinnebert.net/

WDGLFM08-16-2008.ogg

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WDGLFM08-07-2007.ogg

HIGHLIGHTS:
 - A RANDOM SHOW!!!  This is why you must ALWAYS stay CONSTANTLY tuned into TBRN.NET!!!
 - LIVE Feature: "Derek LPC-Encodes A Tape Gun!": Hear what an automated adhesive-tape applicator would sound like through a "Speak'n'Spell!"
 - LIVE Feature: "BAD DOG!": Derek really, *REALLY* hates "Patches," his new puppy, and goes to great lengths to annoy him...BTW, much thanks to a live-caller for keeping the energy up during the isolated parts of this bit!
 - Derek reveals WAY too much about the internal workings of TBRN-Tel's International VoIP phone network...SPOILER INSIDE!!!
 - Derek promises, but fails to deliver, a full explanation of his brand-new "popping 'P" Protection Service"...Stay tuned to our web site (www.tbrn.net) for upcoming details on this new and exciting service from P&D Audio productions!
 - A very uncharacteristic ~15-minutes of non-stop music.
 - WE NEED MORE RANDOM SHOWS!!!  If you think you've got what it takes to make a "passable" radio show, please contact us for how to send in your show demos at:
   http://tinyurl.com/yt9jvl

THIS SHOW'S WEATHER:
 - NOTE: Weather conditions were NOT given during the show...they have been gleaned from the "Old Farmer's Almanac" Web Site (See Below For URL).
 - Sky Conditions: Fair
 - Air Conditions: 86 Deg. (F), 30 Deg. (C).
 - Metric Temperature Conversion Brought To You By "The Online Conversion Calculator" At:
   http://tinyurl.com/5n4t
 - ALSO, You Can View This Show's Weather FREE On The "Old Farmer's Almanac" Web Page At (Direct Link):
   NOTE: Weather history information is NOT available UNTIL one week after this show has aired!
   http://tinyurl.com/236zf2

TAPE(S) OF THE WEEK:
 - None (due to being a RANDOM show)

USEFUL LINKS:
 - Information On LPC - Linear Predictive Coding (A WikiPedia.Org Article):
   http://tinyurl.com/og82x
   Relates To: The "LPC'd Tape Gun" LIVE bit featured on this show.
 - ESSENTIAL READING - "What Is A Pop Filter?" (A WikiPedia.Org Article):
   http://tinyurl.com/2tphen
   Relates To: Derek's Upcoming "popping 'P' Protection Program"

RELATED READING AND RESEARCH:
 - "Why You SHOULDN'T piss off your dog" (Blog post on "nomagichere's" BlogSpot blog):
   http://tinyurl.com/3bghdz
   Relates To: The "BAD DOG!" bit featured on this show.
 - An Introduction To Audio "Clipping" (A WikiPedia.Org Article):
   http://tinyurl.com/yt7dox
   Relates To: Derek's Upcoming "Popping 'P' Protection Program"
 - Information On The "Speak and Spell" Toy By TIGER Electronics Company (A WikiPedia.Org Article):
   http://tinyurl.com/ywvsuk
   Relates To: The "LPC'd Tape Gun" LIVE bit featured on this show.
 - "Bad Times Coming To Sipura" (Article At News@Cisco):
   http://tinyurl.com/2rjy9k
   Relates To: The (very) minor "Sipura Bec" bit at the very-beginning of the archive. ;)

Show Notes This Week Provided By:
David Quinn "DragonFyre" Ebert
On The Web: http://www.quinnebert.net/