The Beyond Radio Network

Greetings,

As part of my job here at TBRN, I find it my responsibility to contradict any and all public opinion of our product and service offerings...

DISCLAIMER: This article is provided soley for the purpose of juvenile-level entertainment...I disclaim any and all possibility that I may not actually like anything TBRN does.

I just wanted to take a moment and proclaim how utterly, completely, blasphemously, abyssmally, and ultimately I hate Things'N'Stuff...

As a devout Christian, I find Things'N'Stuff to be depraved and degenerate...no sincere Christian would listen to such trash.

In closing, I would like to pre-warn, once again, all of my brothers and sisters in faith that, if at all humanly possible, you should avoid listening to Things'N'Stuff in any way, shape, or form, except as presented on Mainstream TV or ClearChannel Radio.

Thank you for your time!
--David Quinn Ebert
--Leader, anti-TAS ministries

PS: Once again, I remind you, I am only joking. ;)